Two Girls, One Tumblr.


it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever


deny it pets

More cool things to say during sex


-You’re platinum, pussycat! You know how to swing!
-Nice charlies, too! Give them a shake for the Ben-man, will ya? Hello!
-That was a nice bit of hey-hey, girlie. You’re a real ring-a-ding broad!
-Hold me, will ya? I swear you wore me out…
-*soft snoring*


my life is so much better since i deleted my facebook


i think my parents need to move out



"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”


I think my cat may be having an existential crisis


I think my cat may be having an existential crisis


the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous